GAME 1: FIRST DAY.

[thecrook]

GAME ONE the first day The elevator doors slide open with a gentle ping, and inexplicably, you find yourself inside a bar overlooking an impossible city view. Depending on your constitution, you may feel your knees begin to buckle, and fortunately several plush chairs are ready to accommodate both drunkards and weary travelers alike. Waist-high tables stocked with water and high-caliber champagne are dotted across the bar's lounge -- perhaps you will help yourself to some refreshments? Small alcoves flow off the main interior of the lounge, leading to seventeen tiny, tiny rooms with an uncomfortable (but nice looking) cot for each person still in play. The rooms even have each player's name etched above them in delicate cursive, signaling who belongs where. if you feel like investigating your room, you may decide that its interior leaves much to be desired. But most importantly, as you enter the lounge, a thin blond woman, who would perhaps be quite beautiful if it weren't for the permanent grimace across her face, will hand you a thick sheet of card stock with the game's rules stamped across it in gold foil. "You have until this evening to cast your first suspicions," she says to you, her clipped tone markedly unpleasant. "The wolves will meet in secret, of course, and the veterinarian may leave their protection anonymously. The last special role in play, the lovers, are encouraged to keep their circumstances secret." A champagne bucket sits on the bar top. Slips of paper and a pen are next to it. Will you take this time to cast your aspersions? Poll #18576 Cast your suspicions. This poll is closed. This poll is anonymous. Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 15 Who do you doubts? View Answers Akane Kurashiki 1 (6.7%) Billy the Kid 3 (20.0%) Geir 0 (0.0%) Iwatooshi 2 (13.3%) Kumiko Oumae 0 (0.0%) Magilou 2 (13.3%) Mako 0 (0.0%) Margaret 0 (0.0%) Munehisa Iwai 3 (20.0%) Ninurta Noah 0 (0.0%) Renzou Shima 0 (0.0%) Rin Okumura 1 (6.7%) Saenoki Naho 1 (6.7%) Siana Noska 0 (0.0%) Sigma Klim 2 (13.3%) Tatsuya Suou 0 (0.0%) Vern 0 (0.0%)

Comments

[flamingprick]

[Wait give him a moment he's sure he's heard this one-]

To get to the other side?

[mayvin]

Nope! The poor thing was actually pushed! It then ran into a ravenous daemon, who devoured it whole!

[A pause...]

Oh, I suppose it did get to the other side, huh?

[flamingprick]

What's this about demons eating shapes?

[No Rin that's a polygon.]

[mayvin]

Our genius boy Shima doesn't seem to be too sharp, folks! But that's alright! I totally get it! Just the other day my friend was trying to show me the difference between a pengyon and an albatross!

But you know what? It's all geese to me!

[flamingprick]

Something's quacking here alright.

[He's not as offended by the 'not sharp' comment, because he's totally pretending to be Shima. That makes the comment about Shima, not him. In his mind at least.]

[mayvin]

But we're all quacking up, aren't we?

[flamingprick]

Quacking up the wrong tree, maybe.

[Mixed metaphors are lovely, get used to them.]

I gotta say, this comedy ain't cuttin' it so far.